Post 5 of 7 of gifs of Jeff Davis in The Nerd Gets Laid

Most of these probably exist already, but I wanted to make my own anyway. There are a lot of these - enjoy!

Feel free to use whenever/wherever.

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So I made a thing.

………………I shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet when I’m exhausted and watching IAG….

Posted on Jun 23rd, 2013 with 182 notes

A Jeff Davis condom appreciation post.






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How about some suave, sexy Jeff for you guys today?

Posted on Jun 19th, 2013 with 33 notes
Mulraine is going to be so pissed.

Mulraine is going to be so pissed.

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 with 29 notes


My dad, like, he was like this super dad. He was forty or forty-one when he had me, and so I’ve always known him with…he looked like George Clooney, he had salt-and-pepper hair…he taught me how to throw a fucking curve ball….but he also could fix anything, do anything, he was like Ma and Pa Joe, like he moved west from Nebraska….like, they really moved during the Dust Bowl, and he farmed beans and hops and whatever grew, and he went to Oregon and came down to California, and then by the time he was a teenager he had a car. And he went to the Korean War and then came back, he was like this really groovy Californian guy…he could build and do anything. He’s like a fuck off artist - he could draw or paint, sculpt, anything with his hands he could do…..if a horse nearby is whinnying, he would go, ‘Oh, that horse is giving birth, I’ll be right back!’, like, he’s the guy who could do it. He’s the guy that if the captain and the navigator and the copilot all had bad fish, and the plane is going down, the fuselage of the plane would instinctively look at my dad and go, ‘That’s our man!’

And he’s eighty years old, and he came and saw a show I did in Vegas with Drew Carey and the Whose Line gang. And he’s you know, white hair, like, kind of a turtleneck and a jacket, he’s kind of suave looking. And we’re just having a conversation, and women that were younger then me, my age, older then me, his age, kept crossing the casino to come up to him and say, ‘Excuse me, I’m sorry, um…we have to tell you you’re the most debonair man we’ve ever seen in our life.’ And he doesn’t have a big mouth. I talk to much, my dad doesn’t. He just sits there and looks like he could land the plane. And he is the fucking best.


— Jeff B. Davis, talking about his dad (via because-i-win-and-you-lose)

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 with 79 notes

"If you’ve seen me in a public restroom, you’ll see the regal pose I strike."

— Jeff B. Davis (via because-i-win-and-you-lose)

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This man does not age.

This man does not age.

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013 with 65 notes


Oh Jeff. (X)

Hey, if you wanted to see parts of this corporate warm-up show they did, here are the links: one and two.

It was too painful for me to post.

Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 with 47 notes